1) Old ladies that must stop right inside the grocery store in front of the exit to look at their damn receipt. Keep walking and check that shit out in your car I’m trying to get somewhere!
2) People that leave 5 car lengths between them and the car ahead of them in the fast lane, when there is no one in the slow lane. Speed up or MOVE OVER.
3) People talking on their cell phone and attempting to drive.
4) Smelly Indians/Middle Easterners. Wear deodorant!
5) Black people who walk slowwww as shit across the parking lot when they see you.
6) Black people thinking they are entitled to acting high and mighty as if they are owed something.
7) Corporate VPs thinking that the rules don’t pertain to them.
8) Annoying cell phone ringers.
9) Slow ass lines when it isn’t even busy at fast food restaurants.
10) People who ask how is married life, and then comment “Let’s see if you are still smiling after a year.” Look… just because you’ve let yourself go and your husband doesn’t want to have sex with you anymore isn’t my problem.
11) People who will smile to your face and stab you in the back.
12) People who can’t be happy for you.
13) Jealous bitches.
14) Woman and how they are so damn moody. Smoke some pot or something.
15) Men that let woman tell them what to do and where, and they listen to it. Get some balls.
16) People who think the rules don’t apply to them.
17) People who always tell you their life story and problems when you didn’t even ask, but then don’t listen to anything you may have to say.
18) Insecure women.
19) People who don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re.
20) Men who don’t take care of themselves but won’t settle for anything less than a supermodel. It’s called OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
21) Loud talkers.
22) Fat woman that comment on my weight, or how I’m losing weight EVERY DAMN TIME I SEE YOU. I haven’t lost a lb in over 5 months.
23) Gay people that cover their car with bumper stickers about abortion and equal rights.
24) Close talkers.
25) People that I don’t even know that well who pick off hair or fuzz from my clothes.
26) cheap ass horrible smelling perfume.
27) People who talk loud about certain things about their life so everyone can hear how important they really are. NOT.
28) People who don’t think they need to listen to flight attendants.
29) People who let their kids SCREAM out in public and don’t even try to do anything.
30) Black people who drive BMWs… they think they own the road because they bought a fancy car.
31) People who do EXACTLY the speed limit in the fast lane. MOVE OVER.
32) Women who marry men that are obviously gay…. DUH honey!
33) People who don’t say thank you when you hold the door open for them and just stroll right in like it’s your job to hold the door for them. Well you are welcome your Majesty!
34) Snooty hotel stayers. (“Eh… this isn’t 5star diamond quality, but I guess I’ll have to manage.” Screw you.)
35) People that hold grudges over the dumbest things.
36) Women who constantly man bash. Why would a man want to be with you anyway if you think so ‘highly’ of them?
37) People who ride their breaks but insist on only keeping 2 inches between them and the car ahead of them.
38) Salesmen.
39) Snooty business people in the airports.
40) Rude help.
41) Passive aggressiveness.
42) Not using car signals.
43) Barking dogs at all hours of the night.
44) cockroaches.
45) People telling me I better hurry up and have kids. Look… I will have kids when I want to have kids!
46) Family drama.
47) Liars.
48) People who you thought were your friends who blow you off for an important event.
49) People who only do things if it benefits them.
50) Down talking.
51) Talking for hours on the phone and you can’t get the person to shut up.
52) Woman who take way too much crap from men and allow them to do so.
53)Screaming kids at the pool when I am trying to relax.
54) Mexican families that house 15 people in an apartment for 2.
55) Illegal aliens that don’t have to pay taxes.
56) Gay marriage. Marriage is between a man and a woman.
57) People who always dodge your call.
58) Co-workers cooking fish and burnt popcorn.
59) People who tell you all about their kids when you never even asked and don’t shut up about them.
60) Woman who constantly seek attention
2) People that leave 5 car lengths between them and the car ahead of them in the fast lane, when there is no one in the slow lane. Speed up or MOVE OVER.
3) People talking on their cell phone and attempting to drive.
4) Smelly Indians/Middle Easterners. Wear deodorant!
5) Black people who walk slowwww as shit across the parking lot when they see you.
6) Black people thinking they are entitled to acting high and mighty as if they are owed something.
7) Corporate VPs thinking that the rules don’t pertain to them.
8) Annoying cell phone ringers.
9) Slow ass lines when it isn’t even busy at fast food restaurants.
10) People who ask how is married life, and then comment “Let’s see if you are still smiling after a year.” Look… just because you’ve let yourself go and your husband doesn’t want to have sex with you anymore isn’t my problem.
11) People who will smile to your face and stab you in the back.
12) People who can’t be happy for you.
13) Jealous bitches.
14) Woman and how they are so damn moody. Smoke some pot or something.
15) Men that let woman tell them what to do and where, and they listen to it. Get some balls.
16) People who think the rules don’t apply to them.
17) People who always tell you their life story and problems when you didn’t even ask, but then don’t listen to anything you may have to say.
18) Insecure women.
19) People who don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re.
20) Men who don’t take care of themselves but won’t settle for anything less than a supermodel. It’s called OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
21) Loud talkers.
22) Fat woman that comment on my weight, or how I’m losing weight EVERY DAMN TIME I SEE YOU. I haven’t lost a lb in over 5 months.
23) Gay people that cover their car with bumper stickers about abortion and equal rights.
24) Close talkers.
25) People that I don’t even know that well who pick off hair or fuzz from my clothes.
26) cheap ass horrible smelling perfume.
27) People who talk loud about certain things about their life so everyone can hear how important they really are. NOT.
28) People who don’t think they need to listen to flight attendants.
29) People who let their kids SCREAM out in public and don’t even try to do anything.
30) Black people who drive BMWs… they think they own the road because they bought a fancy car.
31) People who do EXACTLY the speed limit in the fast lane. MOVE OVER.
32) Women who marry men that are obviously gay…. DUH honey!
33) People who don’t say thank you when you hold the door open for them and just stroll right in like it’s your job to hold the door for them. Well you are welcome your Majesty!
34) Snooty hotel stayers. (“Eh… this isn’t 5star diamond quality, but I guess I’ll have to manage.” Screw you.)
35) People that hold grudges over the dumbest things.
36) Women who constantly man bash. Why would a man want to be with you anyway if you think so ‘highly’ of them?
37) People who ride their breaks but insist on only keeping 2 inches between them and the car ahead of them.
38) Salesmen.
39) Snooty business people in the airports.
40) Rude help.
41) Passive aggressiveness.
42) Not using car signals.
43) Barking dogs at all hours of the night.
44) cockroaches.
45) People telling me I better hurry up and have kids. Look… I will have kids when I want to have kids!
46) Family drama.
47) Liars.
48) People who you thought were your friends who blow you off for an important event.
49) People who only do things if it benefits them.
50) Down talking.
51) Talking for hours on the phone and you can’t get the person to shut up.
52) Woman who take way too much crap from men and allow them to do so.
53)Screaming kids at the pool when I am trying to relax.
54) Mexican families that house 15 people in an apartment for 2.
55) Illegal aliens that don’t have to pay taxes.
56) Gay marriage. Marriage is between a man and a woman.
57) People who always dodge your call.
58) Co-workers cooking fish and burnt popcorn.
59) People who tell you all about their kids when you never even asked and don’t shut up about them.
60) Woman who constantly seek attention
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